Toilet Brush

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

I went to Wal-Mart the other day looking for a toilet brush and a container to hold it. I had passed on the option of buying one at Dollar General because the only set they had (they had plenty of cheep toilet brushes, but what am I supposed to do ...

I bought a post-modern pizza making kit

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

...from Chef Boyardee: Apparently "add your own Mozzarella" is required to get anything resembling the picture on the front To understand the directions, or to connect the instructions to the visible outcome, the chef must lay aside quaint "literal" definitions of words such as "contain," "cover," "twelve inches," and "cheese." ...if only From the ...

84

Friday, February 24th, 2006

...inches? centimeters? I'm not sure, I'm leaning towards centeimeters though. Yesterday, just as the doctors finished putting the catheter through a vein in my elbow, through my heart, and into my pulmonary artery, one of them asked their assistant: "How far in is that" and she said "84." So I ...

16 year old box

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

My mom sent me a box the other day that is at least 16 years old. It has "Papers to Sort Keep 1989" on the side.

It’s Snraining!

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

The snowflakes are pretty wussy right now, and there are about 2 rain drops for every snowflake... Hopefully we will get a couple feet of snow ":-)"

Lightning

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

So, the last day of summer was yesterday and today was the first day of fall... it sure felt like it... I easily wore shorts yesterday, and I could have worn shorts today, but the weather was much more condusive to pants... I think this is acutally a coldfront, as there ...

My prontar teres hurt

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

ouch...

Strange

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

So I did a hamstring workout today... Strength and conditioning didn't meet, but we have 2 workouts to do on our own. The strange thing is that I didn't have a guideline weight for each excercise, so I got the "This really hurts I wanna stop" effect instead of the ...

College, etc.

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

It is really strange. When I first started College at SJC, I made a sudden transition from a person who would lose his head if it wasn't attached, and would be late for his own funeral, to a person who didn't inadvertantly miss a single class, or lose his walet ...

Bank of Where?

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

Wow... Bank of America has no banks in either St. Paul or Minneapolis... I guess I'm shopping for a bank...

Squirrels

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

I like having spell check on my mac in any text field... sorry if some words are misspelled. There is an albino squirrel here on campus. It is pretty neat to see him jumping around... Also, yesterday, I was just sitting outside with my computer, and this squirrel came up and stood ...

Monday, April 25th, 2005



Sunday, April 17th, 2005



Ow

Friday, January 7th, 2005

I just sneezed really hard and now my elbow hurts...weird.

Thought

Sunday, April 25th, 2004

Couldn't think of a better title... sorry.I have never been a very social person. I prefer a good book to a person 7 times out of 10, but I went ahead and attended the last two St. John's social events, a waltz party a couple of weeks ago, and a ...