Not so Dumb…er

August 28, 2006 – 1:05 pm

Lloyd Christmas: “What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me
. . . ending up together?”

Mary Swanson: “Well, that’s pretty difficult to say.”

Lloyd: “Hit me with it! I’ve come a long way to see you, Mary. The least
you can do is level with me. What are my chances?”

Mary: “Not good.”

Lloyd: “You mean, not good, like one out of a hundred?”

Mary: “I’d say more like one out of a million.”

[Pause.]

Lloyd: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance! Yeah!”

  1. One Response to “Not so Dumb…er”

  2. So, you’re saying there’s a chance?

    By dydimustk on Aug 29, 2006

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