I went to Wal-Mart the other day looking for a toilet brush and a container to hold it. I had passed on the option of buying one at Dollar General because the only set they had (they had plenty of cheep toilet brushes, but what am I supposed to do with it when I’m not using it? hang it on the wall? The hole in the handle seems to recommend that.)

The cheapest one at Wal-Mart was 10 bucks!

I said “Highway Robbery!”

Sir Robert said “But we aren’t near a highway!”

I said “Near enough!”

We went over to get a night-light for Johanna and they had 2 for $3.89 or 4 for $3.62… OF THE SAME BRAND.

**Edit** I wish this were an April Fools Joke